April 2009

Letters

LETTER 1

Dear Eric O’Flaherty, Peter Moylan, Blaine Boyer, Jose Campillo, Bobby Cox, and Braves Management;

In your explanation of yesterday’s meltdown, please refrain from
using terms like “no lead is safe in this place”, “My mechanics were
not right and I was flying open”, and “it was too cold for me to get a
feel for the baseball.”

We would appreciate it if you instead said things like “that was
unacceptable”, “I accept complete responsibility”, “I messed up and
it’s all on my shoulders”, and “I should trust my starting pitchers”,
“I haven’t thrown 1 strike per 9 pitches since Little League.”

In one day you took us from top of the world, to a harsh reality. Reality has now set in. In a division that will be decided by
probably no more than one or two games when this is all said and done,
we hope and pray that we don’t turn back to this game as what cost us
the season.

Please rectify this situation.

-Disturbed Braves Fans

LETTER 2

Dear Manny Acosta, Kris Medlen, James Parr, Charlie Morton, Boone Logan, and Jo-Jo Reyes,

Get Ready!

-Braves Management

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